5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

(via about-epic)

nosleeptilbushwick:

I want a marriage like this.

(Source: awkwardlyobnoxious, via unescapable)

unbrokenable:

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.

(via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)